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I was listening to Perfect 10 one day while i was on my way home...
Math Teacher: There were 5 birds standing on the phone line. A hunter took a gun and shot one down. How many birds are there left standing on the phone line?
Student: None, because the other birds were shocked by the loud bang and flew off.
Math Teacher: wow~ I was expecting 4... but i like your thinking :)
Student: Teacher, can i ask you a question?
Math Teacher: That was rather unusual... what's your question?
Student: There were 3 women sitting on a bench in a park. They were eating ice cream. The first lady was licking the ice cream, the 2nd lady was biting the ice cream, and the 3rd lady was pulling the ice cream in and out of her mouth. Which lady among these 3 was married?
Math Teacher: Oh, it's quite embarrassing to answer this qus... but... i'll go for the 3rd lady.
Student: I was expecting the lady with a wedding ring on her finger.... but.... I LIKE YOUR THINKING :)
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